is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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