You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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