found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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