somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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