i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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