yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I can't turn off my feet"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
