If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he thought i was a dude.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
