We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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