I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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