I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Dignity is for republicans.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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