Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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