The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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