Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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