Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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