I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
