Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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