Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
