No awkward lesbian experiences without me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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