I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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