Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Sorry about my life...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize