So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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