No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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