Got a toothbrush?
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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