im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
