Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm too high and old for this...
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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