you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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