There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So much Jack, so little girl.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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