wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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