he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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