I'm so fucking centered right now
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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