Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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