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i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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