Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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