Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We left the knife in your bed.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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