it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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