She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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