that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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