I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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