hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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