its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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