the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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