Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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