hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize