Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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