she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Randomize
