He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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