The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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