Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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