Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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