Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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