I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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