The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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