My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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