How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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